Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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