Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
