About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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