apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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