so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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