is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
So much Jack, so little girl.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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