is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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