yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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