Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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