STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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