I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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