Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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