is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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