oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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