Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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