: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I wannas sexs uuuuu
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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