i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
