shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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