How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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