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the condom got lost in my hair
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He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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