Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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