You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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