Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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