I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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