sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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