He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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