What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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