Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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