I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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