i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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