Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
