apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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