Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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