question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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