i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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