They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I would fuck him just for his dog
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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