summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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