Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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