It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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