no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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