tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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