Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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