I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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