ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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