I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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