Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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