Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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