Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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