I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
