what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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