That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
i want to swaddle you in tequila
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Randomize
