Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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