I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We were destined to go to rehab together
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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