i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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