So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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