rhymes with "ouble enetration"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
My vagina is very pro this idea
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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